I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
