i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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