you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
