i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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