marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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