i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
