loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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