Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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