New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
God I need to hump something, right now.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
