i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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