Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
