Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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