I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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