i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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