At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Be still, my beating vagina.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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