quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
send nudes
from the living room?
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