My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
it glows. i had to have it.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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