Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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