problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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