Porn is love you can see.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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