Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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