I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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