Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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