Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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