The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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