how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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