I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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