just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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