So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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