yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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