She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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