Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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