dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
40s are totally the cure
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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