I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
How does one acquire holy water?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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