she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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