Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
