Why are handjobs necessary in class?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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