Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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