Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
