So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
