Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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