I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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