Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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