I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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