Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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