Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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