The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I party with great urgency now.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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