it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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