I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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