another moral hangover. fuck.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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