We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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